Well this thread has made me laugh a lot. Thanks!
I voted for Kid of course. Marle's sexy in Cyan's german translation, but she still doesn't have the amount of character Kid does. Allow me to quote myself from the big Character Feature poll discussion, because I said it so well back then:
Kid is beautiful. She's a piece of a star that fell from the sky. She's strong, pure-hearted, compassionate, brave, bold, charmingly blunt, and very stylish. She's the kind of woman I could fall in love with and my favorite character from any videogame.
Und jetzt, auf Deutsch:
Kid ist wunderschön- ein Stück eines Sternes, die von den Himmeln fiel. Sie ist stark, rein, barmherzig, mutig, kühn, charmant derb, und voller Stil. Das ist die Art Frau, in die ich mich verlieben könnte und sie ist daher mein Lieblingscomputerspielcharackter aller Zeit.
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Anyway, as second choices... no. There are no second choices.
And just because Glenn loves his friend Cyrus deeply, doesn't mean he's gay... But I know a lot of people have trouble grasping the concept of non-sexual love.