Well, I hope you're ready for a long post, but... here's ones I hope to do, time spanning <= 2001:
Video games:
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Tooie
Chrono Cross (dur...)
Chrono Trigger (...why not?)
Descent
Descent II: Counterstrike
Descent 3: Retribution (where's our all-too-familiar mine exploration/destruction scenario?)
Final Fantasy
Final Fantasy II
Final Fantasy III
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
Goemon's Great Adventure
Golden Eye 007
Legend of Dragoon
Legend of Legaia
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Lufia and the Fortress of Doom
Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals
Lufia III: The Legend Returns
Mario Kart 64
Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon
Neon Genesis: Evangelion (great...it's in Kanji...looks like I need to guess what the buttons do...)
Oddworld: Abe's Exodus
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
Orphen: Scion of Sorcery (anyone have a septic tank with an attachable hose?)
Star Fox 64 (do a barrel roll!)
Super Mario 64 (one mushroom for natural male enhancement!)
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Tenchi Muyo! RPG
Time Splitters (outer-chronological aliens vs. Time Devourer, who'd win?)
Zone of the Enders
Series/Film (anime, cartoon, live, etc)
A Bug's Life (...is a drag?)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ah, My Goddess!
Akira
Aladdin
Are You Afraid of the Dark? (at first...)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (foh shits an' giggewz!)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Batman Forever
Betterman
Black Hole (some shitty-ass 1979 Disney sci-fi)
Casper (the overly-friendly ghost)
Dual!: Parallel Trouble Adventure
Dude, Where's My Car? (did you look behind the mail truck?)
Family Dog
Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest (When Robin Williams attacks!)
Full Metal Panic
Ghostbusters (for once, let's cross the streams)
Ghostbusters 2
Gladiator
Golden Eye (guess which actor plays Broromir in LOTR)
Goosebumps (Viewer Beware, You're in for a Dare!)
Groundhog Day (once a year.... I...think)
Happy Gilmore (happy, but with anger issues)
Hook (ed on Robin Williams)
Independence Day
InuYasha (rinse and repeat...every episode)
Iron Giant (Jenny's Got A Gun.... And guns KILL!)
Jumanji
Magical Girl Pretty Sammy / Magical Project S (compare/contrast)
Mars Attacks (with shitty humor)
Mask (Jim Carrey's smokin'! ...And he shares the weed!)
Matrix (*fart* do you think that's air your breathing?)
Men in Black (and one white pug)
Monsters, Inc.
Neon Genesis: Evangelion
Pokemon (various episodes)
Pokemon the Movie 2000 (the gas from dinner is building up in my intestine...)
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon (all that's missing is the valley girl talk)
Return of Jafar
Rocko's Modern Life
Sailor Moon (ranks next to Barbie in childhood bullshit)
Small Soldiers (Tommyleejonesnowshutup)
Spaceballs
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (mesa no Jar Jar Binks, mesa Goat Goat Stinks!)
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Tenchi in Tokyo
Tenchi Muyo!
Tenchi the Movie: Tenchi Muyo in Love
Tenchi the Movie 2: Daughter of Darkness
Tenchi the Movie 3: Tenchi Forever (wait a minute... Tenchi's not a hentai!)
Tenchi Universe
Terminator
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Robert Patrick Gone Wild!)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (shitty...)
Titanic (Leo DeCaprio + Kate Winslet = oh thank god they censored the sex)
Tomorrow Never Dies
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Urusei Yatsura (go for the bra! o.o)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Zone of the Enders: 2167 Idolo
5 Second Films
Requiem for a Dream
