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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2008, 01:54:11 pm »
Sup Hammer, welcome.

ANYWHO!  Welcome Hammer!  Stay awhile and enjoy what we've got here.  I'm sure you'll like it ^_~

Thanks guys.
Wow, my first thread first became a genetics discussion thread, and now a shitty commercial discussion thread. I'm so proud of myself!  :lee:

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2008, 01:55:20 pm »
Hammer, seriously, check out the RP topic. It's awesomeness is over ninethousaaaaaaaand!!!!!

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #47 on: December 28, 2008, 02:05:14 pm »
Hammer, seriously, check out the RP topic. It's awesomeness is over ninethousaaaaaaaand!!!!!

Sorry man, RP's just not my thing. Not for now, at least

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2008, 04:08:24 pm »
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Sorry, but that crosses a line. I didn't do it to be mean, and you know it. I know I told you, or if I didn't, now you know, and I'm sorry I neglected to tell ya, but you don't get to be mean and expect not to get at least some payback. In this case, you get bitched at for insulting me.
- Reason why you get insulted is because you set yourself up for it.  90% of your posts lack anything to any relevant topic.  It's just a random emoticon or some extremely obnoxiously large text.  You really need to work on not spamming topics up.  Every topic you post in has at least 3 or more random lines of nothing.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2008, 06:15:19 pm »
Many genetic disorders are carried on the X chromosome. For women, in order to have them, they must be on both. However, since guys have only one, they're more susceptible. Like red-green colorblindness. Autism and things of that nature are higher in men than women. Plus, women don't need guys to make babies sometimes. Check out certain insect species, crocodiles, and snakes.

Double X-chromosome ftw!

lol, you just inadvertantly started a genetics argument with a guy that worked in a genetics lab for two years and wrote a thesis on recombination genetics.

So now allow me to twist some facts about genetics to prove once and for all the males are the superior sex (clearly I'm joking btw. the sexes are obviously equal).

First to address what you said about diseases related to the X chromosome. In every cell in your body, one X-chromosome is inactivated randomly because the cell does not need the extra genetic information. This structure can be seen in the nucleus under a light microscope and is called a Barr body. Indeed, when this process fails, you end up with fragile X syndrome. This process is also what causes Calico cats to by tri-colored fyi. In the early embryo, the X-chromosomes (each carrying a different color allele) were inactivated randomly, producing the patchwork pattern.

Many other diseases are caused by a lack of an X chromosome all together or the presence of an extra one. These cause severe abnormalities in secondary sexual characteristics. Klinefelter's syndrome is XXY, Triple X Syndrome is XXX (not to be confused with late night cinemax), and Turner's Syndrome is XO.

So you see, while men may be susceptible to certain diseases that would otherwise be "homozygous", and this is indeed very common, women are susceptible as well to conditions resulting from abnormalities in X chromosome number. (Klinefelter Sydrome being the exception, I just mentioned it for completeness although males with the syndrome do have female sex characteristics).

And finally to address your last point - indeed, not only do many higher animals (such as the California Whiptail) not need males to reproduce at all, as well as the vast majority of asexual reproducing lower animals, these animals are at the whims of their environment and subject to easy extinction because they cannot adapt as efficiently as animals that reproduce sexually.

The purpose of sexual reproduction is to introduce genetic diversity into the species. Without it, you are left with primarily two forms of genetic diversity - random genetic mutations and genetic recombination during meiosis. The purpose of the male sex is to increase genetic diversity. Without males complex life on this planet would likely not have developed. So ironically, you owe your existence to the male sex.

BAM. Your serve, teaflower.
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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2008, 06:29:17 pm »
... yeah, well... you have me beat. Grr!

We push babies out of our privates! HA! Top that!

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #51 on: December 28, 2008, 06:32:27 pm »
Truly women are amazing forerunners in natural genetic cloning.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #52 on: December 28, 2008, 06:33:44 pm »
I'm a little late tot he party, but Welcome to the Compendium!

Har har har...

"Natural genetic cloning..."  You sly devil, you are, KebreI.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #53 on: December 28, 2008, 07:04:35 pm »
We push babies out of our privates!

:picardno

Common knowledge for us in our late teens, but we did  NOT  need to see that posted.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #54 on: December 28, 2008, 07:10:38 pm »
See, you can't top that. They say that guys have it worse because they aren't used to commitment and after they knock up the lady, natural instinct say to gtfo of there. However, we have to push babies out of us, have to deal with other feminine problems, and then after we think, "Finally! Now I won't get those horrid cramps, cravings, break outs, and other unpleasant symptoms!" guess what?

MENOPAUSE.

I think we win, Shad.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #55 on: December 28, 2008, 07:13:19 pm »
Oh, FUCK no. I'm not in this. I was just providing commentary.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #56 on: December 28, 2008, 07:35:12 pm »
Just saying, we win. Sorry to drag you in, Shad. Like my nickname?

If you don't, too bad. I'll keep calling you Shad.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #57 on: December 28, 2008, 07:36:34 pm »
this is NOT What I signed up for...  :picardno
Please kill this topic. Please. Please Please Please.
It's CHRONO compendium not Sex Ed Compendium.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #58 on: December 28, 2008, 07:38:38 pm »
I'm just saying, man! Jeez. If you didn't know it already, now you know. Besides, I'm just trying to protect my species.

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Re: Hi, I'm Hammer!
« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2008, 07:40:54 pm »
Of course I know, I'm not in fifth grade! I just don't want to talk about it, OK?