Hi, I'm Hammer!

[chrono eric]

... chrono eric, did you just call me a he?

I meant she  , sorry teaflower.

I've stated a million times that I lack a Y chromosome!

You're missing out on all the good genes. I have all the genes you have on my other X-chromosome. You don't need two of them. That's so woman-like. They need extras of everything like purses and shoes and X-chromosomes...

[V_Translanka]

Sup Hammer, welcome.

Oh, and Shadow, stop posting, "I see what you did there". And don't reply to this with a, "Oh, sorry, my bad" or anything either. Just don't do it.

[teaflower]

You're missing out on all the good genes. I have all the genes you have on my other X-chromosome. You don't need two of them. That's so woman-like. They need extras of everything like purses and shoes and X-chromosomes...

Many genetic disorders are carried on the X chromosome. For women, in order to have them, they must be on both. However, since guys have only one, they're more susceptible. Like red-green colorblindness. Autism and things of that nature are higher in men than women. Plus, women don't need guys to make babies sometimes. Check out certain insect species, crocodiles, and snakes.

Double X-chromosome ftw!

[HyperNerd]

Yes, but don't say the that XX always > in intelligence than XY.
Please. That's been told to me before, but I proved the person wrong. Seriously Wrong.

Now, lets get off this topic.

[teaflower]

I never said anything of that nature, simply that men tend to have conditions carried on genes more than women.

Although there are some times when I wonder...

[ZeaLitY]

I never said anything of that nature, simply that men tend to have conditions carried on genes more than women.

Although there are some times when I wonder...

This commercial makes me ashamed by association to have the Y gene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEdsCF693hg

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Oh, and Shadow, stop posting, "I see what you did there".

*looks away* A bit late to see that.

[Jutty]

I never said anything of that nature, simply that men tend to have conditions carried on genes more than women.

Although there are some times when I wonder...

This commercial makes me ashamed by association to have the Y gene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEdsCF693hg

Reminds me of the locals around here. They seriously behave like that. Makes me hate my existence.

[teaflower]

Have you seen the Old Spice Hair and Body commercials?

'For hair, and/or body, or both!'

That's kind of ridiculous. And yes, those people are morons. Glad I don't know anyone like that.

Then again, my brother loves wrestling and screams at the TV when he watches it...

[HyperNerd]

Wow, those Guys are Smrt.
S M R T. Their Inta Ma Lectuel leveel Pases oors by lots.

Anyways, I was making sure you wouldn't post about that, even though I don't think you're the type of person who would.

Who needs a Truck when you have...
Epoch!!

It has a Spacious Cab!

Crono: Robo, you're taking up all 3 of the seats!!

Premium Leather seats!!

Robo: SORRY CRONO. THESE SEATS' SHARP METAL WAS CUTTING INTO MY MAINFRAME. I HAD TO TAKE ALL THE SEATS AT RISK OF BEING DESTROYED.

Rear Back Up Camera!!

Crono: Magus, look at the backup camera for me.

BEEP BEEP BEBEBEBEBEBEEEEE *CRASH*

Magus: That infernal Beeping IS the back up camera, you fool.

Crono: oh yeah...

Wifi connectivitey!!

Crono: Hold on, I'm going on to the Compendium.

Robo: Speed: 1 Mps.

Crono: ugh...

Inside: Designed for Comfort!!

Crono: Robo, your arm is in my face!! I can't see!!

Outside: Built for Pain!!

Lavos: WRRRRRRRRRRYY!!!!!

*Epoch crashes into Lavos*

Lavos: WRRRRY??

the Neo-Epoch!!!





Message and Hospital Bills paid for by Belthasar

[Acacia Sgt]

Now that is a commercial I would like to see appearing on TV.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Full of win. Go, HyperNerd!

[teaflower]

I usually don't post things like this, but LOLS!

That was hilarious, Nerdy! I can actually see that happening for some reason.

[HyperNerd]

Thanks everyone. I often do stuff like that actually. Making fun of stupid commercials is what I do.

"It's The Oxi-Clean Detergent Ball!!!"

[justin3009]

Sorry, but that crosses a line. I didn't do it to be mean, and you know it. I know I told you, or if I didn't, now you know, and I'm sorry I neglected to tell ya, but you don't get to be mean and expect not to get at least some payback. In this case, you get bitched at for insulting me.

- Reason why you get insulted is because you set yourself up for it.  90% of your posts lack anything to any relevant topic.  It's just a random emoticon or some extremely obnoxiously large text.  You really need to work on not spamming topics up.  Every topic you post in has at least 3 or more random lines of nothing.

ANYWHO!  Welcome Hammer!  Stay awhile and enjoy what we've got here.  I'm sure you'll like it ^_~