Sick! As in Illness!

[chrono eric]

Hey, Eric, while you were in Miami, did you happen to see it's Metropolitan Moron anywhere?

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. I assume there are many morons in Miami, as elsewhere? But capitalizing it makes it evident that this particular moron is important and/or well known. So I give up - who is it?

[Shadow D. Darkman]

*EPIC FACEPALM*

Jack.

/|\ Your only hint.

[chrono eric]

Epic Facepalm? Then I will go out on a limb here and say you are probably referring to that Jack Thompson guy that you talk about so much  that I am beginning to think he might give you a hard on or something.

Though how it would be common knowledge that he resides in Miami I don't know. There are a lot of douchebags in Miami.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Dude, WTF? Why would Jack give me a hard-on? Most positive thing he does for me is give me constant laughs b/c of his antics.

There are a lot of douchebags in Miami.

True enough.

[chrono eric]

Dude, WTF? Why would Jack give me a hard-on? Most positive thing he does for me is give me constant laughs b/c of his antics.

lmao, it's a figure of speech. Seriously, don't take things so seriously. I googled "Miami Douchebag" and this came up:




Back on topic, has any of you ever had a stomach ulcer? Serious pain that is. Wouldn't say it is the worst pain I've ever had though. When I was like ten or so, I accidentally had a nail driven through my hand because I tripped and fell on an exposed nail. I was also kicked by an emu once and had one of it's gigantic claws dig into my thigh. I guess you couldn't classify those as illnesses though, but it was just for comparison.

[Belaith]

It seems I've become allergic to Zinc. My deodorant gave me one hell of a rash and it will NOT go away. I tried hydrocortishit cream and it didn't help. I used various creams.... still no dice. Would and allergy be considered an illness or injury? Or is it neither?

[placidchap]

I think there are some deodorants with no zinc in them...

[Thought]

And I think there are some creams with zinc in them.

Also, Eric, unfortunately that picture closely resembles how my older brother used to dress (though no hat). However, the picture seems to have forgotten something. A douchbag has a very high probability of receiving tatoos of chinese lettering that really say "douchbag" or something to that equivalent.

Unless one reads the language, one should never get that language put on one's body.

[teaflower]

Bet you five bucks that's what Shadow looks like in real life...

There was this one time when I was little and still with my whole family. I was in a cute little poofy dress and cute little tights and cute little Mary Janes... essentially the image of the perfect little girl. Because I was then. When I wasn't stealing my dad's Pepsi. But anyway, I was skipping merrily down the steps to our front yard where the swing set and such were. At the time, my mother and father kept a whole lot of Shar-pei, cute little wrinkly dogs. I think it was Sunny (an amazing dog who would've made a good show dog, if not for her temperment [she liked hiding under beds]) and definitely Betty (nasty little bitch... literally) down there. They were fighting and I walked right in between them. Betty was going for a bite to Betty, but hit my leg instead. It hurt so much... I still have the scar.

[ONSLAUGHT]

HOLY CRAP! Topic went from after 1 day, about 3 more posts to after 1 day, 1 to 3 pages of posts!

Back on topic since many have said something about sunburn I got one spot right on the back of my neck one time but after I did oddly enough, that spot now absorbs all heat and I've never gotten any burning or darker ever again. The spot seems to attract cold too. It's like a temperature magnet and it is VERY wierd.

[Shadow D. Darkman]

Bet you five bucks that's what Shadow looks like in real life...

Cough up, Tea.



I look like that b/c I just got up from a nap.

[teaflower]

You look like my brother. That zit under your eye looks ready to go... can I squeeze it?

Your face looks... angry. Then again, a lot of faces look angry to me. But yours especially. Maybe it's the messy hair, bushy eyebrows, and funny neckbeard... or that you're angry at me.

[KebreI]

You look like a cliché internet tough guy...

[teaflower]

Five bucks says he is.

Dammit, Shadow's picture threw me off!

Ugh.

Um... I hate female issues. Either you deal with blood seeping out of your parts, along with the increase in acne and insane mood swings, or you have sex with a guy at the right time and deal with the wonders that is pregnancy and the world that follows. I think that counts as an illness...

[Jutty]

Dude, WTF? Why would Jack give me a hard-on? Most positive thing he does for me is give me constant laughs b/c of his antics.

lmao, it's a figure of speech. Seriously, don't take things so seriously. I googled "Miami Douchebag" and this came up:




Back on topic, has any of you ever had a stomach ulcer? Serious pain that is. Wouldn't say it is the worst pain I've ever had though. When I was like ten or so, I accidentally had a nail driven through my hand because I tripped and fell on an exposed nail. I was also kicked by an emu once and had one of it's gigantic claws dig into my thigh. I guess you couldn't classify those as illnesses though, but it was just for comparison.

I own a pink belt... does that make me a douchebag?