<Ramsus> I just had an awesome idea for a character.
<Laith> Have at it, Ramsus.
<Ramsus> His weapon is just a big log.
<Ramsus> He's just a big, stupid looking guy with an absurdly large log that he carries on his shoulder and swings at enemies.
<Laith> Hahaha. Could you imagine Magus with a log.
<Ramsus> But then he's actually really intelligent.
<Laith> His name would be Billy.
<V> sounds like an Ogier almost
<Ramsus> No, just Bob
<Ramsus> Something really plain.
<Laith> Bob for short.\
<V> i'd give him a few sacks of like giant ball bearings to throw
<V> or iron
<Laith> NO. Just a log.
<V> but if he's smart he'd go long range at some point
<Ramsus> He throws the log
<V> LMFAO
<Ramsus> Dashes toward the person, then grabs the log after it hits them.
<Laith> But we can consider giving him a belt loaded with Pokeballs.
<Ramsus> Chucks it like a spear.
<Ramsus> No
<Ramsus> He just has jeans and a wife-beater.
<Laith> Aw, come on. He could have like Loggor or some crap.
<V> Pokeballs filled with logs?
<Laith> Taco thunder log.
<V> he'd have one of those wood house capsules
<Ramsus> Why not just make a Pokemon hack...
<Ramsus> That replaces all the pokemon with twigs, logs, and other pieces of wood.
<V> lol
<Laith> That would be massively epic.
<V> how many different ones would there be??
<Ramsus> There really wouldn't be that many different looks.
<V> that'd get crazy
<Laith> There would be one with two twigs, one with three, and one with a twig and a leaf.
<Ramsus> Just pieces of wood with different faces.
<Ramsus> Maybe a sign or two.
<Ramsus> The winged animals would be leafy twigs.
<V> i bet you could get a bunch of people to design twig Pokemon
<Laith> Ha. Then you'd have to consider colors.
<Laith> The legendary logs could be like redwood logs.
<Laith> Gotta catch em all. All fourteen of em.
<V> instead of EXP you'd get Sunlight
<Ramsus> No, you'd get growth rings.
<Ramsus> You gained a ring!
<Laith> HAHHAHAHAHAH
<V> that sounds kinky
<Laith> added a double h effect.
<V> hah-ha!
<Laith> Your log has evolved into log with a leafy twig.
<Ramsus> Your log has evolved into a 4 by 4.
<Ramsus> Your 4 by 4 has evolved into a dinging room table.
<Laith> plywood.
<Ramsus> *dining
<V> yeah, their final forms would all be weaponry
<Laith> no, dinging is fine.
<V> or household items
<Laith> And the dark pokemon logs could evolve into caskets or wooded corpses.
<V> your Wood Shavings has evolved into Door Frame
<Ramsus> But no weapons, they're too cool.
<V> there could be a cane though, but it'd be like a curved old man cane
<Laith> HAHAHAHA. The legendary could be Log Cabin
<Ramsus> The ultimate Woodamon would be this...
<Ramsus> A block of wood.
<Ramsus> Just to be anti-climactic.
<Laith> Now you're making Digimon. I won't stand for that.
<V> no, it would float a little!
<Ramsus> The transformation sequence should be extremely slow and drawn out too.
<Ramsus> It'd simply be the rarest.
<Ramsus> What's a rare type of wood?
<Ramsus> That'd be why it's rare.
<V> maybe it could just be Petrified Wood?
<Ramsus> So basically, the anime would have kids throwing exploding balls full of giant blocks of wood or wooden furniture at each other.
<V> or would those be the fossil Pokemon?
<Laith> your starter pokemon would be treated wood.
<Ramsus> Or worse, fake wood.
<Ramsus> Your enemies can retort, "You've got no wood!"
<Laith> There would be that one jackass pokemon log that has the forest fire move.
<Ramsus> Wooden matches.
<V> No, they'd all be little miniature trees
<Laith> HAHAHAHAHA
<Ramsus> But their ultimate move self-destructs them.
<Laith> Use green leaf to put out the fire.
<V> ROT STATUS
<V> SHROOMS
<Ramsus> Your wood has become moldy!
<Ramsus> Your wood is on fire!
<Ramsus> Your wood has termites!
<V> drowning?
<Ramsus> Your wood is soaked.
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<V> lol
<Laith> You caught Wood.
<Laith> Your wood is frozen
<V> no, caught would have to be changed to "got"
<Laith> Your wood is sick.
<Ramsus> No, rotten.
<Ramsus> Your wood is rotten.
<Laith> HA.
<Laith> Sorry bout all this, Shinrin.
<Laith> We're perverts.
<V> there are tree diseases, but idk any specific names
<Ramsus> Healing items would be wood finish and plaster.
<Laith> We like wood... and there's no stopping Ramsus when he gets going.
<Shinrin> you guys are perverts 24/7
<Laith> Oh yeah.
<Laith> It's like we all have wood.
<Laith> Mine may evolve soon.
<Ramsus> I got them turning Pokemon into a game where you catch and battle blocks of wood.