This thread will be reported and please someone close this and stop resopnding to that spammer. 
I agree. you all should be ashamed of yourselves!!
First you ban Shadow D. Darkman cause you feel like it, and then you go and make this thread!? What's wrong with you? You all need to grow up and HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEIEIIIIEIIII WANNA ROCK
ROCKDUNUNUN DUNUNUNU NU NUUUUUU
-THE LEDGE END OF HELGA-
MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESSES "GANNNON"
MADE LOTS OF SPAGHETTI AND LUIGI SHAVED HIS MUSTACHE
AND TURNED INTO A GORIYA WITH POWER. LINK IS THE ONLY
MOBILE PERSON IN ALL OF HYRULE THAT ISN'T A MONSTER AND
THUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFEAT GANON AND GO TO
HIS SECRET SPAGHETTI FACTORY ON PLANET ZEBETH, WHICH HE
CALLS TOURIAN. WATCH OUT BECAUSE FLOATING SPAGHETTIOS
ATTACK YOU AND YOU CAN FALL IN SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND THERE'S
TANKS FULL OF MEATBALLS. ALSO SOME CRAP ABOUT A GAY PURPLE
DRAGON AND HIS LIFE PARTNER, A REALLY FAT LIZARD NAMED KRAID.
JOIN HIM ON HIS QUEST
OH NOES LINK PULLED A MUSCLE DODGING BOOMERANGS WHEN HE GOT THE TERRITORY
WAIT IT'S CAPTIN IN N OUT
LET'S JOURNEY TO RUTO
NO THE OTHER RUTO
NO THE OTHER RUTO
yes... yes...
ON THE SURFACE OF ZEBES, AN UNWANTED RIVAL APPEARS
KEVIN IN N OUT DEFEATS HIM WITH HIS BONER
(...unfortunately, Link and Zelda have seizures and pass out from the massive amount of Caps Lock in this post.)
(so, a friend of theirs will have to fill in for them while they are incapacitated)
FREEZE THIS IS DA PLUMBER'S TRADE!! GET ON THE GROUND, MUTHA(condoms.)!!
SPAGHETTI BOMB SET GET OUT FAST IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPAGHETTI!!
OH MY GOD MARIO IS STILL INSIDE!!! ...but he's okay. He ate his way out!!
THANK GOD
"So, like, how do you feel?"
"Oooh, too much-a pasta and spaghetti!!" FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
"oh god Mario, my eyes are burning!!!"
and Link died. Game Over
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