(I still think making a church dedicated to Lavos was a good idea....)
Our Parasite who art in the Earth's crust
Spiny be thy back
Thy destruction come
Thy wargarble be sung
Scorching Earth with rains from Heaven
Give us this day our End of Time
And destroy us with apathy, as we destroy those who time travel against thee
Lead us not to brighter futures
But deliver us fiery death from above
For thine is the doom, the gloom, and Apocalypse forever
Amen.