I am Gaspar?
I caught myself in an awkward situation today...
I was wearing an overcoat, a bowler cap(bowler caps rule!), had me a cane. And I was waiting for a bus. Bus shows up and someone has to wake me. I wake up to a popping noise. I had me a disgusting snot bubble, and was leaning heavily into a lamppost only not falling over thanks to my cane.
Quite ironically also the person asked me what time it was. I know it was kinda rude but with all the signs there I either had to burst out laughing like I was insane, or do what i did and tell them as I boarded the bus "It's the end of time!"