At first I thought you were trying to say "bondage" and I was going to make a joke about your spelling & how it looks like Vonage and how I didn't know they made pr0n...>_>
Yeah, I was at a loss as to whether to spell it "bonage" or "boneage". "Boneage" looks like it would be pronounced more like "boney-aj" so I decided on the former. Let me know if you find it in Webster's dictionary and it's not the correct spelling.
LOL? xD! I prefer more romance and some sex but not like OH GOD IT GOES ON FOR HOURS NON STOP!
OK then, script rewrite time
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*Cue lighting of candles, pouring of wine, and romantic music*
- Doorbell rings -
"Did you order a pizza with extra cock?"
"Sure did"
-INITIATE ROMANTIC BONE...AGE?-