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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #30 on: April 29, 2011, 12:24:27 pm »
Hi, I'm new here! thought i would try some out.

Sir Crono only needed to stretch once he got out of bed so he wouldn't hurt his back saving the world.

Sir Crono helped Robo sell the rights to his theme song to Rick (Roll) Astley.

Frog thought Cyrus was a Great knight, but that was until he met Sir Crono.

Sir Crono has made few mistakes, but one big one was when he beat Magus so bad, he took some of his power away, then let him join the team.

Sir Crono never beat himself up over some things, cause he knew who would win that fight.

Sir Crono never died, he just needed a vacation from world saving.

Sir Crono's  look isn't inspired by Sayains, its the other way around.

Lucca didn't paralyze her mom, it was Sir Crono....later the phrase "Once you go Sir Crono, you get paralyzed" became popular

Sir Crono doesn't need to get knighted, Knights need to get Cronoed.

Before the events of Chrono Cross, Sir Crono beat Magus so bad he gave him a new identity: Guile.

Once Guile got his memory back, he put a mask on to hide from Sir Crono.

Legend has it that if you speak to ghost Crono on the beach with Guile, he will say "Round 2 bitch"

( :picardno i need to stop with the Guile jokes...and Crono banged Luccas mom so hard she can't walk? whats wrong with me..)

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #31 on: April 29, 2011, 01:12:06 pm »
Hey, I did a joke about Gina doing it with Lavos, so there's not much out of place here.

Sir Crono was what drove Queen Zeal crazy; just his presence in the End of Time made his aura reach her and the power made her go bonkers when she had a taste.

Zeal was under the delusion that their kingdom was powered by the sun and by Lavos; Sir Crono finds this laughable, and for good reason.

The reason that Lavos had the balls to come up and destroy Zeal was because he thought that Sir Crono was dead, and even then his doubts made him burrow again, just in case.

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« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2011, 10:16:20 pm »
Sir Crono and Marle did have a child together. The reason this child wasn't in any of the Chrono games was because the power behind this ultimate being was so great, it became a God right then and there.

This God is what led them through their adventures in the first place.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2011, 12:02:24 am »
Sir Crono can't be defeated and Sir Crono can defeat everyone. One time Sir Crono travelled back in time to see what would happen if he tried to defeat himself.... today we know this event as the Time Crash.

The legend says that when you gaze into the Flame, the Flame gazes back into you. When Sir Crono gazed into the Flame, the Flame went blind.

Zealians found a more efficient way to make their islands float. They tell the islands Sir Crono is coming,  in a pathetic attempt to escape, they elevate themselves out of sheer fear.

In El Nido, there're rumors of the "Rainbow", the material used to create the ultimate weapons. "Rainbow" is actually the name given to Sir Crono's concentrated badassness.

Porre did not defeated Guardia. Actually the whole kingdom died out of excitement when they knew Sir Crono was going to be their new King.

Sir Crono spikes his whisky with Hydra Venom.

« Last Edit: April 30, 2011, 12:07:50 am by Licawolf »

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2011, 04:42:25 pm »
Sir Crono can divide by zero. 'Nuff said.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2011, 05:03:35 pm »
Sir Crono can divide by zero. 'Nuff said.
Sir Crono can dive by zero. With a sword even!

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2011, 10:27:36 pm »
Sir Crono can divide by zero. 'Nuff said.
Sir Crono can dive by zero. With a sword even!
("Zero" is the name of his next sword if he ever turns to the dark side.)


Sir Crono knows the secret of alchemy; he turns dead monsters into gold every day.

The Ocean Palace incident was the one time Sir Crono communed with great beast Lavos.  He commanded it to destroy rival Zeal so that Guardia could rise, then dispersed himself throughout all spacetime.  His supernatural essence is with us even today, better known as the force called magic.

Chrono Break was going to be a special Japan-only release of Chrono Trigger that featured a "Sir Crono" difficulty mode.  Needless to say, Square had to cover up the fiasco that resulted from the first playtest of the game and postpone further development indefinitely.


PS: Licawolf, I love you.  You have the best facts in this thread.  And you're doing so many that it's hard to come up with a good one that you haven't done already.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2011, 10:31:11 pm by hiddensquire »

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2011, 04:33:32 pm »
Chrono Trigger DS once had a special ending for the defeat of the Dream Devourer if you beat it with Sir Crono in your party. This ending would have caused Chrono Cross to never have happened in the first place, and realizing the paradox of this, they altered the game. Similar changes include, but are not limited to:

  • Sir Crono curing cancer
  • Sir Crono turning the world into his own personal sandbox
  • Sir Crono uniting the whole world in global peace

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« Reply #38 on: May 07, 2011, 05:59:26 pm »
The Chrono universe is not a creation of the writers at Squaresoft; rather, our own universe is the creation of Sir Crono, and he generously allows us to see what of it we can comprehend.

Megaelixir is the final product of Sir Crono pissing into a bottle.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2011, 04:50:58 am »
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I forgot where I got Sir Crono from specifically, I think either FaustWolf, Thought or Boo coined it, but it occurred to me for the Middle Ages folks Crono wasn't native, and was yet regarded highly in Guardia.

when you recovery the rainbow shell, queen leene refers to crono as "sir crono," though this can apply to any lead character at that moment.  Additional reference comes from the kitchen in 1000 ad, after the events at zenan bridge you can order a meal named after crono, though i don't remember if they use "sir" or just "hero from the past" or whatnot.  So i dunno about forum references, but at least from my recollection, there is in-game occurrence.

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Sir Crono defeated the Son of Sun without bothering with the prominent flames.

"The end of time" is called thus as one day, Sir Crono will find his image mirrored in spekkio...

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2011, 10:27:27 pm »
Sir Crono can kill what's already dead. Don't believe me? Just ask Zombor... oh right, you can't, can you? That's because he DIED. TWICE.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2011, 09:11:33 pm »
PS: Licawolf, I love you.  You have the best facts in this thread.  And you're doing so many that it's hard to come up with a good one that you haven't done already.

Thanks :wink: Some of mine are actually based on Neville Longbottom facts (which are way awesomer than the Chuck Norris facts 8) )

When CT was about to be released, there was big controversy about the rating of the game. It was going to be rated R because Sir Crono's awesomeness was so great it was almost obscene.

If you name all your characters "Sir Crono", you get access to the New Game Plus Plus, with god-like powers.

Sir Crono's last name is BAMF.

It was after Belthazar met Sir Crono in person that he got obsessed with naming "Chrono-" everything.

1999ad is not the date of the apocalypse because of the Day of Lavos, it's because that's the date Sir Crono woke up on the  wrong side of the bed...

One day, Lucca got the idea of recording Sir Crono's voice commanding Time and Space to do his will, that's how the Gate Key was created.

Sir Crono decided to appear as a child in Chrono Cross so that Serge would not get discouraged for not being as badass and manly as him.

The reason the game won't allow you to name your character "Crono" in CC is because you'd have won the game instantly.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2011, 09:30:00 pm »
Some of mine are actually based on Neville Longbottom facts (which are way awesomer than the Chuck Norris facts 8) )

They make Neville Longbottom facts? I KNEW IT!  (Okay, I didn't, but still...) Thank you SO much, Licawolf, for sharing this piece of beauty with me!

The reason Sir Crono never speaks is because the mere act of his vocal chords moving can distort space and time around a single point and obliterate everything in existence. This is why in the ending where Sir Crono DOES talk, all that's there is an empty black space and Sir Crono's woman and best friend.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2011, 04:30:54 am »
When Sir Crono dances and climbs ladders it looks the same.


To the untrained eye.

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Re: Sir Crono Facts
« Reply #44 on: June 05, 2011, 04:54:50 am »
Sir Crono can defeat even Goompa.

AHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, let's get serious here...