Sir Crono Facts

[Mr Bekkler]

Crono was named after the legend he left behind.

[Manly Man]

The reason why the game isn't the Crono series is because he was kind enough to not take all the credit.

All that Crono has to do to destroy a Dragon Tank is point his sword at it and say, "Shink."

[Licawolf]

Sir Crono was the original protagonist of CC, but stood down because he pitied Serge and thought it might help the poor guy get some ladies.

Sir Crono is the one that founded Guardia, he just let Cedric Guardia pick the name.

Sir Crono named one of his cats after Chuck Norris, because he knows Chuck Norris is a pussy.

Once Sir Crono got some kidney's stones passed. You may know them now as dreamstones.

[Mr Bekkler]

Sir Crono was the original protagonist of CC, but stood down because he pitied Serge and thought it might help the poor guy get some ladies.

Sir Crono is the one that founded Guardia, he just let Cedric Guardia pick the name.

Sir Crono named one of his cats after Chuck Norris, because he knows Chuck Norris is a pussy.

Once Sir Crono got some kidney's stones passed. You may know them now as dreamstones.

Best ever.

[GenesisOne]

Sir Crono doesn't need to know the elements of Magic. He's got the element of Surprise.

Sir Crono doesn't really cast Luminaire. He just gets an idea that manifests itself into a light so brilliant, his enemies chose to die rather than know what he's thinking.

Sir Crono can chew beef jerky and blow a bubble with it.

Sir Crono's doesn't gel his hair every morning. He just commands it to defy gravity.

Sir Crono doesn't need a Time Gate. He can open a rift in the space-time continuum with one swing of his katana.

[Manly Man]

The reason why Lavos crashed directly onto the Tyrano Lair is because he wanted to end the battle with a bang, and gave Lavos a ring.

[TheMage]

These are amazing   

Sir Crono killed Lavos with a mop.
Sir Crono hit the fiendlord so hard he went back  in time 11,400 years.
Sir Crono doesn't need armor he can create it from the electrical field of his Luminare.
Sir Crono's Katana is far longer than yours.

[tushantin]

Sir Crono only needed 5 Gill from his mom to enjoy the fair, get laid, participate in Time Travelling, go on an adventure, enjoy beef jerky, buy stuff across time, party with the Cave Men, destroy the greatest threat in the world AND to become King of the most powerful nation in the planet.

[tiny260]

Sir Crono beat down the Chancellor and made him nice by a neural rewrite with a simple swing of his katana. Those who witnessed it said the Chancellor turned into a monster because the awesomeness of Sir Crono's swing was too much for them to comprehend, so their memories changed the event.

No one confiscated Sir Crono's weapons when he was in jail because they were already pushing it as it was, putting him in jail in the first place.

Guardia doesn't need an entire police force. Sir Crono can do the job of a thousand men.

[Licawolf]

Goku did achieved Supersaiya-jin level 5, his hair gets firey red and it's known as "Sir Crono level".

Sir Crono can change history without time traveling at all. He just says what he wants changed and reality readjust itself to please him

You know how there is no San dorino in 1000AD? Once, the pervert of San Dorino insulted Sir Crono's girl. Sir Crono Luminaired his town out of existance to teach him a lesson.

Sir Crono let Frog split the mountain in two with the Masamune because the last time Sir Crono tried to split a mountain with his Katana, the Zenan continent was divided in two.

The king of Guardia named a street in Truce in honour of Sir Crono. They had to change it, because nobody crosses Sir Crono and lives.

The panther demon was going to appear in CT. Sir Crono was the one mauled by the creature at the age of three years old... after three agonizing days of pain... the panther demon died.

[hiddensquire]

Sir Glenn once talked to Sir Crono about his troubles with Magus turning him into a frog.  To this day, Magus still can't find his sister.

All life begins with Sir Crono and ends with Sir Crono...This is my belief...at least for now!

The planet dreamed of Sir Crono because it knew it was the only dream the Dream Devourer couldn't stomach.

The reason Mother Brain/FATE went insane was because it tried to compute Sir Crono.

[Mr Bekkler]

Yeah, I heard Crono's been to Zeal. What's that? You've never heard of "Zeal"? Exactly.

You know the Moonstone? Apparently it once held so much energy, it shined like the sun. Then Crono found it.

Sir Crono's a hero around these parts. You know, Fiona's Forest is only here because of him! He dropped off some crazy machine, and a few minutes later picked it back up. The Forest was done.

Don't let him near your daughter. He banged the princess in the middle of the Fair. Right in her pendant.

(and a celebrity quote:)
Who the hell is that?
-Toma

[tushantin]

Don't let him near your daughter. He banged the princess in the middle of the Fair. Right in her pendant.

That's officially a new slang at the Compendium!

[TheMage]

Don't let him near your daughter. He banged the princess in the middle of the Fair. Right in her pendant.

That's officially a new slang at the Compendium!

I think I laughed for five straight minutes

[skylark]

Sir Glenn once talked to Sir Crono about his troubles with Magus turning him into a frog.  To this day, Magus still can't find his sister.

Lol...

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Wait, that's not funny...