The Grinches Who Stole Christmas

[tushantin]

If Dr. Seuss wrote Chrono Cross...

"Every who down in El Nido Liked Christmas a lot…
But Lynx, who lived in Viper Manor, Did NOT!
Lynx hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head was warped by FATE.
It could be, perhaps, there was no fish on his plate.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small."

Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE LYNX GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
“I know just what to do!” Lynx laughed in his throat.
And made Harle bring a Santy Claus hat and a coat.
Harle chuckled, and clucked, “What za great Lynxy trick!”
“With zis coat and zis hat, you look just like Saint Nick!”



And Lynx said,"Just like Saint Nick... Yeah, right!"

[FaustWolf]

Lynx does make a good Grinch, come to think of it! Thanks for the seasonal fan entry tushantin.

Am I the only one who read the thread title as The Gingriches who stole Christmas? Mwahaha.

[Schala Zeal]

If the election doesn't work, it'll be the Mitt Who Stole Your House next winter