xDD I cracked up at the Bomberman. LOL
And going back to the Cracked photoplasty, man, I'd love to battle Charles Darwin!
Though number 4 is interesting, considering (despite him being the God of Wisdom) not even the Sun God could lift his leg, let alone "beat" him in a battle (and the God King Indra himself went humiliated when battling him). Though, beyond that, even if he's asked for a battle the fella would prefer to take a sweet nap instead.