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Cult of Schala?
« on: May 30, 2009, 06:22:02 pm »
Not sure if any of you guys have seen this yet (might be ancient news) - some crazy stuff.  I am not sure if this is some sort of sick twisted joke or just a cult hoaxing people or just plain serious.  Please, someone, explain this to me!  :shock:

http://new-zeal.info/index.html

Maybe Masato Kato is a member?!   :o

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2009, 06:26:40 pm »
What?

That is weird. One thing is to like a game or something from it but...

That, is ridiculous, I think.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2009, 07:24:33 pm »
That's awesome.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2009, 08:08:41 pm »
Wtf? Some people have waaay too much time on their hands.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2009, 08:19:27 pm »
Some people need mental education right know, this is even weirdo than PojectoR ever be.
Someone ever tried to contact the e-mail mentioned on the home page?

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2009, 08:27:51 pm »
I'm not believing any of it unless there's another ending in CT:DS we haven't discovered yet that makes it canon.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2009, 11:22:54 pm »
It would have seemed to me like a joke, if not for all the stuff requesting donations... *weirded out*

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2009, 11:26:19 pm »
Hmm, a new religion or what?
I could have loved that site if he/she didn't use pix that have nothing to do with Schala. :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2009, 11:28:02 pm »
Oh, come on guys, it's totally a joke. Auron and Seymour Guado being high ranking members? Seriously. They're crossing over into Final Fantasy, too. And did you take a look at the picture of their 'New York temple'? It's got a cross on the top. Actually, just looking for it quickly, that's actually a neoclassical church called the Pantheon in Paris. So...

It's just a bit of humour, nothing more. Done with apparent dead-seriousness, but meant to be humour all the same.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 11:35:00 pm by Daniel Krispin »

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2009, 11:38:53 pm »
That was really quite amusing...  For some reason it makes me miss the old days of the Internet (like 1996), when the world revolved around dial-up internet, AOL 2.0, and sketchy home made Chrono Trigger fansites (in which Schala and Cyrus were actually revealed to be secret characters).

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2009, 12:21:43 am »
There are some really biazarre Cults out there. Everyday people can easily get dragged into them no matter how silly they are. Depending on the cult it can either be silly or dangerious. A cult asking for donations is usally a bad sign.
Oh course it could be a wierd joke.

Speaking of which...join the cult of Lavos! 2012 that's the day of the end! (We where gonna do it in 1999, but that seemed cliche. Lavos has spoken and it was changed to 2012.) You can still join and come one the Black Omen with me ^.^ Master Lavos is alot more resonable then he is depiced in the game.

That was really quite amusing...  For some reason it makes me miss the old days of the Internet (like 1996), when the world revolved around dial-up internet, AOL 2.0, and sketchy home made Chrono Trigger fansites (in which Schala and Cyrus were actually revealed to be secret characters).
Of course some of those sites where just kidding and others took them seriously and reposted the secrets....I miss those days....Like pokemon when I kept trying to get Mewthree or the time I tried to kill my character mom.....what ^^? And then their was this one for CT where you had to kill Magus and do all kinds of insane stuff to get Schala....I never saw one for Cyrus.
I know what you mean, when I think back to it some where just funny.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 12:56:21 am »
LOL
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Before you consider joining the fold, ask yourself these questions:

- Would you be willing to live in eternal poverty?
- Could you devote the rest of your life to studying various sciences?
- Can you concentrate enough to memorize a 400-page text?
- Could you develop lasting relationships with people living in close quarters?

If you can honestly answer yes to all of these, you are welcome to go to the nearest Church of Zeal and request a trial for priesthood.
Great stuff! :lol:


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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 04:42:26 am »
Oh, come on guys, it's totally a joke. Auron and Seymour Guado being high ranking members? Seriously. They're crossing over into Final Fantasy, too. And did you take a look at the picture of their 'New York temple'? It's got a cross on the top. Actually, just looking for it quickly, that's actually a neoclassical church called the Pantheon in Paris. So...

It's just a bit of humour, nothing more. Done with apparent dead-seriousness, but meant to be humour all the same.

Where is the picture? I can't find it.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 05:36:18 am »
http://new-zeal.info/resources/526340.JPG

It's under the 'about us' section. It supposedly gives the plans of their New York church.

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Re: Cult of Schala?
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 06:12:21 am »
Aha, yeah I confirm, it's the Pantheon!